Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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