I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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