I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the day after is always just damage control
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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