Porn is love you can see.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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