Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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