I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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