Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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