How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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