So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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