so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Buhtt sex?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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