...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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