i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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