my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
And then he peed in my hair
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