At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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