I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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