wanna go halves on a baby?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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