That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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