she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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