We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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