You're completely useless in the revolution.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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