Im at strip club and am horny
we have pet lesbian snakes
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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