Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
false alarm. still invincible.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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