do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
420 ftw
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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