Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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