4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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