i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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