So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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