Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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