so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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