Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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