Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
NoShamevember. You game?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
