I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
either way he was missing a nipple.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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