you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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