OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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