watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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