well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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