his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
