Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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