Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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