I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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