is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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