? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just pynch a tree in the face
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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