am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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