dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
did i just pee glitter
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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