Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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