Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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