whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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