if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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