Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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