getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Randomize