I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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