I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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