Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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