Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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