Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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