i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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