I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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