how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Terrible idea I love it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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