My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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