btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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